Best Whatsapp Status, Quotes and Messages : update your whatsapp status according to your mood. Nowadays, whatsapp is a great way to express your thoughts and status messages. Looking for the best Whatsapp Status to make someone smile. Here is the list of BestWhatsapp Status, Short Status for Whatsapp. Techleep brings 100 latest and unique quotes for your Whatsapp Messenger.
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 minutes late for everything
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
WhattsApp status is loading
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
I hate math but I love counting money.
I believe in hate at first sight.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
Error: status unavailable
Waiting for wi-fi network.
To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
Everytime enjoy your bad habits…
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Everything is better when you decide you don’t care…
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to :)
I am a part of all that I have met.
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| 50 Best Whatsapp Status |
I meditate for 20 minutes every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 minutes late for everything
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
WhattsApp status is loading
Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
I hate math but I love counting money.
I believe in hate at first sight.
There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D
Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
Error: status unavailable
Waiting for wi-fi network.
To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
Everytime enjoy your bad habits…
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Everything is better when you decide you don’t care…
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to :)
I am a part of all that I have met.
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