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On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.
Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’.
Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
If i were president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday..:P
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.
You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
Monday isn't so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.
Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet....
If we all band together and don't show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this 'wake up on Monday' nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.
There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday...
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.
The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.
Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’.
Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
If i were president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday..:P
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.
You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
Monday isn't so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.
Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet....
If we all band together and don't show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this 'wake up on Monday' nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.
There's no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday...
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.
The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
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