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When Rajnikanth crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
There’s no space bar on Rajni’s computer. Words automatically give him space.
No more TSUNAMIS will come from now. Rajnikanth has stooped washing his LUNGI inIndian ocean.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikanth? Because it was Teacher's Day.
Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake.
Rajnikant is injurious to cigarette
Boost is the secret of Sachin Tendulkar’s Energy & Rajni is the secret of Boosts energy.
Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth ,Madras.
Rajinikanth once ordered idli in McDonald's and got it.
Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chopsticks.
If Rajnikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in another country via Bluetooth
Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from the tree and the tree broke.
Rajnikanth can deliver software projects in time and budget – everytime.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
Newton invented gravity, Rajnikanth abolished it.
Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters.
Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it's an invention
if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
Cricket Plays Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
Once Rajni played a defensive cricket shot, and the ball landed on mars.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
When Rajnikanth crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.
There’s no space bar on Rajni’s computer. Words automatically give him space.
No more TSUNAMIS will come from now. Rajnikanth has stooped washing his LUNGI inIndian ocean.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikanth? Because it was Teacher's Day.
Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake.
Rajnikant is injurious to cigarette
Boost is the secret of Sachin Tendulkar’s Energy & Rajni is the secret of Boosts energy.
Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth ,Madras.
Rajinikanth once ordered idli in McDonald's and got it.
Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chopsticks.
If Rajnikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in another country via Bluetooth
Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from the tree and the tree broke.
Rajnikanth can deliver software projects in time and budget – everytime.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
Newton invented gravity, Rajnikanth abolished it.
Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters.
Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it's an invention
if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
Cricket Plays Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin
Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
Once Rajni played a defensive cricket shot, and the ball landed on mars.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
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