1. Marriage is the most expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
2. I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
3. They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
4. Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
5. I just ate some garlic, so I can't talk.
6. Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
7. When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.
8. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
9. A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
10. WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
Note : All Quotes are by Anonymous.
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