1.Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..
2.Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
3.Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who's there?
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?
4.Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident
5.A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
6.When a woman loves you, you're a husband;
When a few women love you, you're a man;
When many women love you, you're a lover;
When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol;
When thousands of women love you, you're a leader;
When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...
7.Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife: y r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog
8.Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food
9.Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
10.One day,
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elphants
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
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